My friend asked me these funny funny questions~
and I find it very FUNNY, and yet extremely LAME!
What kind of bee produce milk?
Answer: Boobie
Three ways to catch a tiger?
Answer:
1. Newtons method: allow the tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2. Einsteins method: chase the tiger until it become tired, then catch it.
3. Pakistani police method: catch a cat and beat it until it accept it a tiger.
How many men do it take to change a toilet roll ?
Answer: We don't know, never happen .
Who say English is easy. Please fill in the blank either "yes" or "no" .
_______, I'm a pig.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
